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wilwheaton:

toocooltobehipster:

THE LAST ONE

Turn of the Internet. We’re done forever.

jenrowley:

"Would you be interested in a box of our best-selling Brain Shortbread cookies this evening, mister?"

Me as a zombie girl scout, my boyfriend Christopher as a zombie boy scout and his little one, Octavia, as the sleepy Samoa cookie! 

Happy Halloween!

inchesgiven:

alibuttons:

lotsalipstick:

trixibelle:

littlecthulhu:

zombieknickers:

the-art-student-in-221c:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tin-pan-ali:

yungnaota:

bruh

Please watch this video it’s so important.

im laughing so hard im gonna pass out

T HIS IS REALLY IMPOR TANT HOLY S HIT 

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST. OH GOD.

This is FUCKED UP.

I’m so confused.

PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL

Crying! Hahahaha! OMG! 

…okay, that’s not dignified. That’s not… that’s not flamethrower, that’s vanquishing your foes with sex.

I can’t stop watching 1.58-2.06.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

poopflow:

RIP to all the guys who say “girls who participate in no shave november are going to participate in no D december” because they’re gonna be apart of no V forever

Look, I love sex. It’s fun. And because I love my daughter, I want her to have all of the same delights in life that I do, and hopefully more. I don’t want to hear about the fine details because, heck, I don’t want those visuals any more than my daughter wants mine. But in the abstract, darling, go out and play.

Because consensual sex isn’t something that men take from you; it’s something you give. It doesn’t lessen you to give someone else pleasure. It doesn’t degrade you to have some of your own. And anyone who implies otherwise is a man who probably thinks very poorly of women underneath the surface.

Yes, all these boys and girls and genderqueers may break your heart, and that in turn will break mine. I’ve held you, sobbing, after your boyfriend cheated on you, and it tore me in two. But you know what would tear me in two even more? To see you in a glass cage, experiencing nothing but cold emptiness at your fingers, as Dear Old Dad ensured that you got to experience nothing until he decided what you should like.
Yes, the Bechdel Test. It’s named for Alison Bechdel, who is a comic book creator. The test is, are there two named women in the film? Do they talk to each other? And is it about something other than a man? I actually think the Bechdel Test is a little advanced for us sometimes. I have one called the Sexy Lamp Test, which is, if you can remove a female character from your plot and replace her with a sexy lamp and your story still works, you’re a hack.
circuitbird:

oh my GOD I need this t-shirt if only because it is hysterical and also terrifying

circuitbird:

oh my GOD I need this t-shirt if only because it is hysterical and also terrifying